Eggs
A lady goes to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, sausage, mashed potato, and toast for Rp. 10,000. “sounds good”, she say “but I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you Rp. 13,500. Because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress informs her. “you mean I would have to pay for not taking the eggs?” the lady asks disbelievingly. “then I’ll take special.” “how do you want your eggs?” asks the waitress. “raw and in the shell,” the
lady replies. She takes the two eggs home. God Is Watching
The children are lined up to lunch in the cafetaria of an elementary schoolfor lunch. At the head of the table is a large pile of apple. Perviously,the principal made a note and posted it on the apple tray.”take only one. God is watching.” At the other end of the tableis a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Arriving at the chips, one student whispers to another, “take all you want. God is watching the appels".
Fat-Free Fries
I stopped a fast food restaurant, interested by a sign which offered fat-free fries. I desided to give them a try, but I was disappointed when the clerk pulled a batch of fries from
the fryer dripping with fat, and then put a bag of these fries in with my order. “just a minute,” I said, “those aren’t fat-free.” “yes, they are,” he replied, “we only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.’’
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